I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat